IC Inbox [Cerealia]

[bewrightback]

"If you're looking for Phoenix Wright, you've called the Wright number! Leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

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[psycholawgy]

Oh!

So like.
Are you guys together now?

[bewrightback]

I guess the cat's out of the bag! [was there even a bag to begin with.]

Yeah! We're official!

<3

[psycholawgy]

[ phoenix you better be home right now because she's RINGING YOUR DOORBELL LIKE A MADMAN ]

[bewrightback]

[QUICKLY DROPS A SANDWHICH. ...And slowly, full of dread, opens the door.]

May... I help you?

[psycholawgy]

Congrats, boss!

[ PEACE SIGN. ]

Does this mean Trucy's got a new mom?

[bewrightback]

[Flustered smile.]

I- I think it's a little too soon to be saying that! But I don't think she'd be against it...

They do get along well, though!

[psycholawgy]

I'm so happy for you, boss! I think everybody in the agency deserves a raise for this!

[ wink wink nudge nudge ]

[bewrightback]

You should bring that up to the people who are your bosses here. But, um, thanks?

[psycholawgy]

Does this mean I'm not getting a raise when we get back home?

[bewrightback]

Well, not necessarily! But it also doesn't not not mean you're getting one, either!

[psycholawgy]

Has Apollo ever asked for a raise?

[bewrightback]

You know, I don't even remember! But hey, isn't doing good it's own reward?

[psycholawgy]

I guess asking is futile.

[bewrightback]

...Hey, Athena, don't give up like that! [It's too sad...]

Of- of course you'll get one!

[psycholawgy]

Woah, seriously?!

[bewrightback]

Well, yeah! I guess you have earned one.

[psycholawgy]

Yeah!!!

[ she jumps and punches the air in excitement. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HER LIFE. (sorry merlin) ]

I have the best boss ever! And I bet he's the best boyfriend too!

[ sorry... merlin................ ]

[bewrightback]

[Athena... Flattery will get you everywhere.]

Aw, thanks, Athena! I don't mean to brag, but... I guess I can't deny any of that! [Dorky laugh.] Hey, and why don't I toss in a round of ice cream sometime later? My treat!

[psycholawgy]

[ BEST BOSS? BEST BOSS. ]

Make sure to bring Iris with you!

[ maybe it can be a double date... and phoenix can finally interrogate merlin. ]

[bewrightback]

Of course! All of my favorite ladies will be treated!

[psycholawgy]

Merlin's a lady, too!

[ NO ]

[bewrightback]

Can I get that testimony in writing?

[psycholawgy]

Will you show it to him?

[bewrightback]

Well, if the evidence ends up being relevant...

[psycholawgy]

I'll write it down if he gets free ice cream too.

[ let the teenagers leech off of you, phoenix!!!! ]