IC Inbox [Cerealia]

[bewrightback]

"If you're looking for Phoenix Wright, you've called the Wright number! Leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

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[bewrightback]

You should bring that up to the people who are your bosses here. But, um, thanks?

[psycholawgy]

Does this mean I'm not getting a raise when we get back home?

[bewrightback]

Well, not necessarily! But it also doesn't not not mean you're getting one, either!

[psycholawgy]

Has Apollo ever asked for a raise?

[bewrightback]

You know, I don't even remember! But hey, isn't doing good it's own reward?

[psycholawgy]

I guess asking is futile.

[bewrightback]

...Hey, Athena, don't give up like that! [It's too sad...]

Of- of course you'll get one!

[psycholawgy]

Woah, seriously?!

[bewrightback]

Well, yeah! I guess you have earned one.

[psycholawgy]

Yeah!!!

[ she jumps and punches the air in excitement. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HER LIFE. (sorry merlin) ]

I have the best boss ever! And I bet he's the best boyfriend too!

[ sorry... merlin................ ]

[bewrightback]

[Athena... Flattery will get you everywhere.]

Aw, thanks, Athena! I don't mean to brag, but... I guess I can't deny any of that! [Dorky laugh.] Hey, and why don't I toss in a round of ice cream sometime later? My treat!

[psycholawgy]

[ BEST BOSS? BEST BOSS. ]

Make sure to bring Iris with you!

[ maybe it can be a double date... and phoenix can finally interrogate merlin. ]

[bewrightback]

Of course! All of my favorite ladies will be treated!

[psycholawgy]

Merlin's a lady, too!

[ NO ]

[bewrightback]

Can I get that testimony in writing?

[psycholawgy]

Will you show it to him?

[bewrightback]

Well, if the evidence ends up being relevant...

[psycholawgy]

I'll write it down if he gets free ice cream too.

[ let the teenagers leech off of you, phoenix!!!! ]

[bewrightback]

Well you know, I was thinking of getting him ice cream too anyway. So none of this really is necessary....

[psycholawgy]

Wow, really? What did he do to get some free ice cream?!

[bewrightback]

That's a good one.

...

...Not break your heart?

[psycholawgy]

Gross! That's the grossest reason!

[bewrightback]

Ahahaha! But it's still a reason.

[psycholawgy]

[ she makes an "x" with her arms. ]

It's an invalid reason.

[bewrightback]

[Phoenix, in response, makes an 'o' with one hand.]

Overruled, there's no more valid reason.