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Phoenix "Dork Age of the Law" Wright ([personal profile] bewrightback) wrote2015-03-18 02:45 am
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IC Inbox [Cerealia]



"If you're looking for Phoenix Wright, you've called the Wright number! Leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"
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video; early 6/23

[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-14 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[who is this brightly smiling face with an equally bright mullet?

well, it's not stahn aileron. no, the noble stahnbot is on a quest to help its master make more friends, after hearing stahn mention that he wanted to try and meet more people in cerealia. clearly, the solution to this is to... call people who have friendly-enough sounding voicemail messages. too bad the stahnbot has no idea that the two of them have already met.]


Hello, do you have a moment that I could use to speak with you!

[it's got stahn's energy down. there's a grin and a brightness to the tone, even if the voice only vaguely resembles his stahn's cadence. it's still tinny and robotic, and the speech patterns are still stiff.

but hey, it's trying really hard right now. it really wants for its master to make new friends! even if this is not how stahn would want to go about this.

it's fine. this fine. probably. maybe.]
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-15 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that is good to hear! Thank you for your time!

[stahnbot still recognizes himself as being a bot meant to serve stahn, so even if he's learning and trying to acclimate—well, at least he's not trying to be stahn yet. which may make it fairly obvious from his speech patterns.

or you know, from what he's about to say.]


I am trying to assist my master in accomplishing a task! I would like to know if you could help him? [stahnbot, you should probably try introducing yourself as a robot.

or hoping that phoenix picks up on it quickly, or else this is all pretty awkward.]
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-18 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[eventually, the stahnbot will better pick up on those speech patterns, but it's still far enough removed that it seems pretty innocuous.

though really, unless things go horrendously wrong, it's hard to imagine any robot based on stahn could be all that dangerous.]


I am to believe he is lonely. He requires friends. [this is 100% innacurate. the robot has it all wrong, but that's fine. it's trying, for whatever that's worth.]
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-19 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[phoenix isn't wrong in what he thinks—stahn is good at making friends. this will probably make so much more sense for him when he talks to the real stahn and sees the misunderstanding.]

I am aware that friendship is not a thing to be forced! However, if you are willing to give it a try, that would make me and my master very happy!

[what is this robot even on about? who knows.]
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-23 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
He is currently bathing! By my calculations, he should be finished in approximately two minutes and thirty seconds!

[probably tmi, but the bot has definitely been paying very close attention to stahn's habits.]
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-23 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! If you are willing to wait, I'm sure he would not mind!

[stahnbot is... aggressively helpful right now. but it won't barge in while stahn is still showering and undressed, so long as phoenix is willing to be patient.]
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-25 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well! Please hold!

[if nothing else, the bot is fairly efficient. after about five minutes, that familiar face will pop on the screen again. except this time, he's got a mop of wet hair and a much more confused expression.

...definitely the real deal this time.]


Huh—Oh, hey. [he offers a smile and cants his head to the side a bit.] Stahnbot said you wanted to talk to me?
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-28 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[nobody ever said he had good naming sense here...]

Huh? It wanted you to talk to me...? [naturally, he's confused by this. he's looking towards the bot for a moment, who's already sauntered off into the other room to do... well, who knows what.]
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-28 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That I'm... lonely?

[if stahn wasn't already puzzled before, he's definitely puzzled now.] I wonder why it would think that... I'm not lonely.

[he's also not really sure what phoenix has to do with the equation here.]
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-29 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I really don't know at all... it's pretty weird!

[he lets out an awkward laugh, how did this even happen.]

I'm sorry if it caused you any problems... I didn't think it would go calling people like that.
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-04-30 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I hope it's nothing like this.

[for phoenix's sake. he's still so, so baffled about this situation.]

I guess I'm going to have to see if it did this to anyone else. I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea!
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[personal profile] majinken 2016-05-01 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Mm... I should. Sorry again for all of the trouble, Phoenix! I'll try to keep a better eye on it...

[naturally, this will go all wrong, but at least phoenix is being spared the worst of it, probably.]

Good luck with yours too!!