IC Inbox [Cerealia]

[bewrightback]

"If you're looking for Phoenix Wright, you've called the Wright number! Leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

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[bewrightback]

Er... Well, you don't have to worry about any doubts here! [A nervous laugh.] Is that master of yours... anywhere in the vicinity, by any chance?

[majinken]

He is currently bathing! By my calculations, he should be finished in approximately two minutes and thirty seconds!

[probably tmi, but the bot has definitely been paying very close attention to stahn's habits.]

[bewrightback]

[...

...I just hope he washes behind his ears...]

Oh! Well, I wouldn't mind talking to him. [Almost immediately, he feels the need to add:] After he's done with his bath. ...And after he's fully clothed!

[majinken]

Of course! If you are willing to wait, I'm sure he would not mind!

[stahnbot is... aggressively helpful right now. but it won't barge in while stahn is still showering and undressed, so long as phoenix is willing to be patient.]

[bewrightback]

I'm fine with waiting! Perfectly fine! I... I have patience to spare! So... let's wait away!

[majinken]

Very well! Please hold!

[if nothing else, the bot is fairly efficient. after about five minutes, that familiar face will pop on the screen again. except this time, he's got a mop of wet hair and a much more confused expression.

...definitely the real deal this time.]

Huh—Oh, hey. [he offers a smile and cants his head to the side a bit.] Stahnbot said you wanted to talk to me?

[bewrightback]

[Well, there he is. Phoenix waves meekly.]

Hey! Hi, Stahn! ...Did you really call him Stanbbot? Um - nevermind.

Actually, to be more accurate, Mr. Stahnbot seemed to want me to talk to you...

[majinken]

[nobody ever said he had good naming sense here...]

Huh? It wanted you to talk to me...? [naturally, he's confused by this. he's looking towards the bot for a moment, who's already sauntered off into the other room to do... well, who knows what.]

[bewrightback]

Er... Something like that! [A nervous laugh. He does keep looking and trying to see if he can spot the bot in the background, but no sign.]

It called me up because... well... it seems to be under the impression that you're lonely, Stahn.

[majinken]

That I'm... lonely?

[if stahn wasn't already puzzled before, he's definitely puzzled now.] I wonder why it would think that... I'm not lonely.

[he's also not really sure what phoenix has to do with the equation here.]

[bewrightback]

That's what I thought! But... Your robot's words, not mine. [He scratches at his head.] Any idea what could be making it think that?

[majinken]

I really don't know at all... it's pretty weird!

[he lets out an awkward laugh, how did this even happen.]

I'm sorry if it caused you any problems... I didn't think it would go calling people like that.

[bewrightback]

It is pretty weird, isn't it? [A nervous laugh.]

It's okay, Stahn. These robots do seem to be a little unpredictable in their actions. ...Now I feel like I should check on what mine's been up to.

[majinken]

I hope it's nothing like this.

[for phoenix's sake. he's still so, so baffled about this situation.]

I guess I'm going to have to see if it did this to anyone else. I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea!

[bewrightback]

I'm hoping so, too... [He responds dryly.]

Yeah, it sounds like a good idea to check up on that! Um... Good luck with your robot?

[majinken]

Mm... I should. Sorry again for all of the trouble, Phoenix! I'll try to keep a better eye on it...

[naturally, this will go all wrong, but at least phoenix is being spared the worst of it, probably.]

Good luck with yours too!!

[bewrightback]

Don't worry about it. At least it'll act as a cautionary tale for me! [Another nervous laugh.]

Um... See you around then, Stahn!