Phoenix "Dork Age of the Law" Wright (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
bewrightback) wrote2015-03-18 02:45 am
bewrightback) wrote2015-03-18 02:45 am
IC Inbox [Cerealia]
"If you're looking for Phoenix Wright, you've called the Wright number! Leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"
action, backdated to robotime;
No way. Mr. Edgewqorth can swordfight, he's way cooler than you! If you're not gonna be an old fart about it, prove you can be cool! Try the robot!
[Maya's not having it. She's wriggling around him to get a better look at the thing--- and touch it]
They're not that bad! Even if this robot goes haywire, we can always reprogram it good TV!
[Says Maya who has no idea how any technology works]
action, backdated to robotime;
[If it's bad as setting on the time on the tv, then we'll have some problems!]
Hold it! Swordfighting... um... is overrated?? And I am not going to try the robot!
[Phoenix just tries to shift more to block her out, although he's starting to lean on the robot as he does so.]
Maya, how confident are you about that?!
action, backdated to robotime;
[Phoenix she's going to leave you for Edgeworth]
[reaching, reaching-- if Phoenix's skin makes contact with that robot, it's all over]
Totally confident! This place is full of tech geniuses! C'moooon!
action, backdated to robotime;
[No, don't leave him!!
But Phoenix does get closer and closer to the robot as he tries to block out Maya's reaching.]
There's no guarantee that they can fix something like- [But then, as Phoenix leans backwards to try to stop Maya, he accidentally leans a hand on the robot. And whirring noises begin to kick up as the robot comes to life!]
action, backdated to robotime;
[So feed and wow her if you don't want her to leave!!]
[The good news is: Phoenix manages to stop Maya from activating it. The bad news is: he definitely activated himself. Maya stops her struggling to gasp in delight and her eyes light up]
Aaah, he's waking up, he's waking up! Let's name him Nick Junior!
action, backdated to robotime;
[But he stops as he realizes the robot is coming to life, and he turns to face it with a horrified stare.]
No! We are not naming it Nick Junior!
[He happened to say that just as the robot was asking for a name. It instantly accepted it.] Oh boy...
action, backdated to robotime;
[but she's scrambling off him anyway, because she wants to look at the robot]
Hiii, Nick Junior!! Try to be cooler than your old man, okay?
[Maya stop making everything worse]