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... N- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

His name is—

Widget, shut up!!!!!

I'm sorry, Widget. What was that? You'll have to speak up.

[ Athena puts finger in both her ears and screams: ]

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

....Athena....? It's probably not even anyone I know...

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Mr. Wright, you're so funny! It's like you don't have any friends!

[This is just... getting more confusing, and disturbing.]

Hey, I have plenty of friends! Like...

...Wait, please don't tell me it's Larry.

[ ... should she lie? M- Maybe Phoenix would find out anyway??? But. . .

But...

It's too embarrassing to actually say out loud. Athena quietly apologises to Larry in her head. ]

Ye... s. . .

[ And if Phoenix wants to see some psychelocks there, he's totally free to. ]

Edited 2015-07-06 14:09 (UTC)

[A SERIES OF PSYCHE-LOCKS IMMEDIATELY APPEAR AROUND ATHENA. He wasn't even really expecting anything but now he keeps his grip on the Magatama as he stares her down in disbelief.]

Athena, you have some explaining to do...

[ She says all of this as fast as possible, hoping Phoenix would only catch a few words of it- ]

Hewassogreateventhoughhewasadefendantandhe'ssobrave!

Edited 2015-07-06 14:11 (UTC)

[Phoenix doesn't even present evidence. He just speaks very quickly and dryly]

That's not true.

Mr. Phoenix Frederick K. Wright...!

[ Why do you have to see through her? ]

Where did those middle names even come from?!

...Nevermind that let's move along!

What? Don't they sound good?

[ A psychelock is broken, though. ]

Edited 2015-07-06 14:22 (UTC)

They sound about as good as your story!

[One Psycholock down... This isn't the way I expected to revisit it here, but it still feels nostalgic.]

We both know Larry well enough to know that he's the opposite of an admirable person. Even if you were the same age, there isn't anything that you would see in him.

The same age...! Ha ha!

I wish!

[ Athena is totally not cool right now... so much for being able to lie for seven straight years with a straight face. ]

...Now I'm really starting to wonder if there really is someone who you wish was the same age as you.

That would be nice... but- but, he's fine the way he is.

I mean, why else would I want to change him?

[ Why is she suddenly opening up to Phoenix, we will never know. ]

So that it would be easier to start a relationship.

...Or, I guess if you were making someone older the same age as you, then they'd have more of their life ahead of them.

[I need to stop saying things that make me feel old.]

N- No! I don't think I'm ready for a relationship—! Oh my gosh!

[ She's now as red as a tomato. ]

[Her face is getting brighter than her hair!]

Then what are you looking for right now?

Nothing! I just like somebody! Now stop badgering the witness!

[ This is not how you should be talking to your boss, and yet... ]

I'm sorry, Athena, but we've gone too far now. I can't turn back without an answer. You understand what it's like to pursue the truth, don't you?

[Unfortunately, Phoenix Wright fails to think of any line of reasoning that would require him to remove his shirt.]

... C- Can't you just guess with your psychedelic lock? I- It's so scary to say out loud...

It doesn't work exactly that way... but I think that I can make a guess. [At this point, I think it's all I can do.

Phoenix tries to present... Apollo's profile.]

It's Apollo, isn't it? It's natural to have a crush on your senior, but those four years between you... They must seem like a gap that can't be crossed...

... Apollo?

[ She starts sweating bullets. ]

No way! He's like a brother to me! And I wouldn't want to like someone from work... things will get complicated, you know.

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