[LET'S PRETEND THAT ALIEN INCIDENT NEVER HAPPENED--
Phoenix's flat look is met with a completely innocent one from Larry.]
Is that doubt I'm sensing, Nick? 'course I got her age-appropriate presents! Why would I get anything else?
[He's trying not to sound too hurt, but it's his own fault that Phoenix is suspicious in the first place. That's what he gets for being a suspicious person in general.
As for the presents, Trucy will get the following! - one of those foldable art kits for kids/teens - a plush bunny with a magician hat and wand - a prank flower that shoots water (it totally screams "try this on your dad") - and a postcard-sized portrait painting of Trucy by Larry himself!
Phoenix will get the following! - a lawyer-themed shot glass - a set of retro game ties - a ticket to the next stand-up comedy show that Larry's participating in - and a small framed painting of Phoenix and Trucy by Larry!]
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Phoenix's flat look is met with a completely innocent one from Larry.]
Is that doubt I'm sensing, Nick? 'course I got her age-appropriate presents! Why would I get anything else?
[He's trying not to sound too hurt, but it's his own fault that Phoenix is suspicious in the first place. That's what he gets for being a suspicious person in general.
As for the presents, Trucy will get the following!
- one of those foldable art kits for kids/teens
- a plush bunny with a magician hat and wand
- a prank flower that shoots water (it totally screams "try this on your dad")
- and a postcard-sized portrait painting of Trucy by Larry himself!
Phoenix will get the following!
- a lawyer-themed shot glass
- a set of retro game ties
- a ticket to the next stand-up comedy show that Larry's participating in
- and a small framed painting of Phoenix and Trucy by Larry!]